My Widdle Cutie-Pootie

I already think, twenty-plus years from now, that Little Bit will be quite a catch. Not to mention that his future spouse will have the most awesome, crafty, zany inlaws around!

You know someone's not zany when they must mention their zaniness.  

But I have some work to do in the embarrassment category if I'm going to top this letter to the editor from a Princeton graduate.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/03/29/susan_patton_is_very_concerned_for_women_that_aren_t_trying_harder_to_marry.html

To get to the original letter, you must go to the Daily Princetonian and search "susan patton." What embarrassment, that my low-class spell check doesn't include "Princetonian!"

How nice exactly should freshman girls be to the upperclassmen?